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IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.


TAGS: sniper cheating dating
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this


INFIDELITY -


TAGS: cheating affair relationship lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:40 am
and you smell of deceit, and b*** lube....5L


CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.


TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by LenaertsChloe

mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am
This has to be remembered...;)


CHERNOBYL - still not a great place to vacation


TAGS: mosquito eating man
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 12:48 pm
That could also be a**ateague Island, Virginia.


HUMILITY - Some people read the definition and others need practical application.




LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - If I knew Eskimo pies weren't made from real Eskimos, I would have stopped after my 8th serving.....


TAGS: eating till you puke
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Mactavian

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:18 pm
Ha! 5 kitty maki rolls !


FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.




RUG SWEEPING - Later on you're gonna be tripping over that huge lump in the rug




LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


GOALS -


TAGS: life time human nature eating disease death thin thing friend
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by giulio

rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.


DON'T MAKE ME... - Chris Brown your ass!


TAGS: beating
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Spencer, Ray

Spencer, Ray - September 12, 2009, 12:27 pm
Hey, i found mine wile surfing motis, not searching! i feel like a win
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 9:38 pm
I lol'd


SWEET REVENGE -


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
oh...oh d***..lol


JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.


TAGS: jeffrey dahmer eating people douche fag
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Renee Pussman

Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 2:05 am
Hey...HEY! Why didn't they give Hannibal Lecter the death penalty? Because...they were afraid of what he'd want for a last meal! Waka! Waka! Waka!
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:03 am
om nom nom
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:28 pm
You gotta stop watching the Discovery Channel... you're getting news that's about 14 years old. Motifake #14074 nailed it.


VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend


TAGS: vodka booze best cheating friend
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Jnthn Z

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:28 pm
Ouch! But you know what to do with the bottle when your done with it ;) Start a fight.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 2:43 pm

nice and harsh.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
Brutal. 5L. In that case tho you might want to save the vodka for after the desert trip. Trust me digging a hole while being drunk sucks!


TOMORROW -




PRIORITIES -




Pay Back's A Bitch -




Vegan Joke #10 -




MIKES & MONTY PYTHON -




WASN'T ME -




WTF - I don't remember eating that !!


TAGS: baby poop train remember eating
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MustyK

maoworks2 - April 28, 2012, 8:39 am
LOL Very Funny Pic.


WHERE ICICLES COME FROM - Well there goes a whole lot of fond childhood memories!


TAGS: eating icicles
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 10:45 pm
Glad to hear it Grey.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 10:05 pm
This really cheered me up. It all makes sense now... Ha Ha Ha.


RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.


TAGS: riot control recess beating police
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

MercAlert - July 3, 2012, 9:11 pm
Riot control is the police equivalent of "recess". I'll admit, it was a bad 2nd Motifake. I should have worded it differently.
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:14 am
what does recess have to do with police?


GLUTTONY -




DOMINOS -




KFC - Korean Fried Cat




Counting His Ribs -


TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:56 am
Hilarious a 5er
BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls


FRY COOK GAMES -




Cheating -




CATCH ME IF YOU CAN -




The Awful Truth -




REPEATING LYRICS - Ever accidently leave your Ipod on repeat song all night then wake up?* *"It's not your fault, it's not your fault."


TAGS: repeating lyrics going crazy ipod
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

MercAlert - March 12, 2012, 6:28 pm
The guilty speak. For I never said that I own an Ipod, I simply asked a question which involved an Ipod.
Bolverk37782 - March 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
Confessing to owning an Ipod. WHAT A FASHION VICTIM, Other MP3 players are avalable.
Verdeckt - March 10, 2012, 7:26 pm
Killing in the name of...
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:05 am

mahna mahna....


CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore


TAGS: cars eating owen smith *****le idiot bad actor
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Joshy8632

rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:33 pm

Joshy - you will get better with time. don't let a hater bother you
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:25 pm
Don't bother, Joshy.... bovee hasn't even made a poster here. We all have ones we wish were gone, believe me. Just keep plugging away... it's all about fun.
Joshy8632 - December 29, 2009, 7:23 pm
yeah i noticed that after i made it
Bovee - December 29, 2009, 6:27 pm
if you mean Owen "Wilson" you fail.


FLOGGING - anybody under the age of 25 should be flogged daily (twice if under sixteen)




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage sacred trust respectul cheating
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
Thanks.... it does appear to be on the small side doestn't it. Squint those eyes now.
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:15 pm
Nice little poster Tellit.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 9:49 pm
awesome!!!! 5L
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 9:03 pm
Thanks Autumnspirit, I forgot to log-in as myself though.
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 8:57 pm
Words flow wonderfully with the pic! Nice! 5L's


THOSE THAT FORGET THE PASTA -


TAGS: reheating dinner warped translation
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by sickartist

TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 12:45 pm
No argument from me Matt!
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 12:43 pm
Wasn't trying to give you **** or anything... just got to give props to sick.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 11:24 am
5L for sick! I swear I never saw this one! Thanx Matt.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 11:59 am
This still kills me. I want to vote it another 5
LD0ne - January 7, 2010, 11:58 am
mmm meatballs
MrRandom - January 7, 2010, 11:15 am
Oh, the puns, how they sting!
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 11:14 am
And that's not melted cheese on top either!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 11:13 am
It's good to be Canadian!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 11:07 am
pasta ala psilocybin, take a trip and never leave the farm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 11:00 am
Also, That's not Spaghetti.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 10:59 am
Nope.....Mom puts "special" mushrooms in hers.....5L
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:49 am
mooo, is this better spagetti than your mom's?
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:46 am
funny stuff there. 5 meatballs
Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 10:44 am
Beautiful! +5


SWEETHEARTS -


TAGS: sweethearts words eating
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:18 am
Ron again FTW! I don't suppose you would tell me of a good program for making more elaborate posters? I think i am ready to graduate from the "create" screen. Maybe.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Love it.
MO - July 27, 2009, 6:57 pm
And pretty!! So pretty...
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...i thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone about the E.D...
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:19 pm
...I mean I do feel young!
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:18 pm
Kids...
RONSART - July 27, 2009, 6:13 pm
Thax kids...Porc you always soft and sweet...lol Have enjoyed thru the year of battles you and others have in flame wars. So keep up the softness in tone...lol
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 6:06 pm
haha i like how this was done
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
good = got
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 6:00 pm
And they good that long term mem going...5 Poodlers...*What, yes dear I'll be right there*


CHEATING - There was a time when it didn't involve complicated hacking, sex mini-games or federal hearings.


TAGS: p wing cheating
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by angus90

angus90 - April 21, 2010, 1:15 am
lmao
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
Pixelate it all you want, I know the shocker when I see it!
Anonymous2 - April 20, 2010, 11:35 pm
I remember feeling awesome after beating that game and getting a full inventory of these.


THE FOOD CHAIN - Learn it...


TAGS: eating
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Vandon



OSCHESTRA SEATING - Security made me switch SEATS... After they found out my PARENTS were MARRIED when I was BORN.




Eating Disorder -


TAGS: shatner kirk eating disorders gloating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:21 am
Thanks dawg! I appreciate the compliment. Ohhh the poster...still thanks.
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:19 am
Thanks me lord...like to give ya the giggles!
spacedog - November 13, 2013, 5:31 pm
Beeeeau....tiiiiiii.....fuuuuul....5
Reality Lord - November 13, 2013, 4:24 pm

LOL5...HUGE LOL5


Movie Theater Parking Lots -


TAGS: teenagers grownups making out cheating adultery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - August 25, 2014, 10:10 pm
I prefer seedy motel rooms……to watch movies
Greeny - August 25, 2014, 10:06 pm
I'd be more worried about the guy peering in the window
Sho - August 25, 2014, 9:52 pm
LOL. That's a 5L


Eating Crow -




Blonde Moment #3 -


TAGS: blondes boyfriends cheating gun killings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:29 pm
Great! I love to make and know I've given someone a good laugh. Thanks Sho.
Sho - April 13, 2014, 9:44 pm
LMAO


song of my people -


TAGS: goat song of my people keep bleating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 12:30 am
I've seen his work before. Lol, I didn't make the connection with the nickname. Cool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:18 am
Hawamleh...he's a member with a certain proclivity for livestock (best you don't ask). 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2013, 11:53 pm
Hammy?
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:13 pm
Don't know what it is crotchety, but this poster just screams Hammy...5L


strategic seating arrangements -


TAGS: strategic seating
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:19 am
Yessssss...assigned seating...frequently the only way I know who I'm talking to in class.


snake eating contests -




humidity -




GOTCHA! - OMG! My husbands home! The bad news is he must know about us.The good news is I'd say you've got about a 10% chance of getting out alive.


TAGS: cheating
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 4:55 am
I figure better than his...teehee. Thanks for taking a peek at the poster.
EmilioDumphque - December 15, 2012, 1:55 am
...and what are YOUR chances, honey?


THEY CALLED IT SUPPER -


TAGS: eating science tastes like dirt
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

gas - February 25, 2012, 10:30 am
and to s****** your hypotonic 5oup


The Stranger Beside Me -


TAGS: death cheating relationship murder marriage
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 7, 2014, 10:39 am
Thank You. The military blocks shivers so I can't post them there. :(
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:35 am
5L material for sure! You are posting these at the shivers too...right?


IT WASN'T ME - a man's natural response to infidelity even if his wife walks in on the act....a sorry lot we are


TAGS: cheating
Rating: 4.33/5
mariand - June 11, 2012, 1:01 pm
what about getting registered and after that you can talk about cheating ;)


NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .




Off Your Rocker -


TAGS: worrying futile defeating comparisons chairs
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:40 pm
Well thanks lgs! Then you'll like the upcoming worry wart tribute...teehee.
lgvernon - October 28, 2013, 12:45 pm

I'm the original Worry Wart. I'm printing this one out to go on the bulletin board in my office. Right next to the, '***ual Harassment In This Area Will Not Be Reported'. However, It Will Be Graded', sign. 5LLLLL


GET OUT YOUR SCALE -




ENDURANCE EATING - This is meant to be a sport? Well, got any gym shoes you want me to sign? I'm a proper darn athlete.


TAGS: eating gross athlete
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:45 am
To be honest, watching someone eat so much so fast puts me off food for a week.
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 9:42 am
"Competitive eating isn't a sport! It's one of the seven deadly sins!" Bill Mahr


CHEATING GETS YOU NO WHERE - That explains why Nancy is never invited to any sleepovers and pillow fights.


TAGS: cheating pillows sleepover explains invited
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 15, 2012, 10:07 am
Thanks dy and sorry for the flashbacks
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 3:04 am
nyahaha nice one, but this reminds me of viral video of a mother hitting her child with a pillow... so sad ..I guess it's postpartum kicking in


Fatty -




THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Looks great after 3 days trapped underground. Too bad you are weak from lack of food and you don't have any rope left.




DINGOS -


TAGS: dingos babies eating motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:14 am
A golden retriever does not equal a dingo.


WOOOOHOOOOO - The day has finally come. All (good) motifakers can breathe a giant sigh of relief. Free at last, free at last.


TAGS: funny how creating another website can so greatly improve another
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:07 am
Very dumb, very stupid. Please feel free to burn in Hell now. That's not a request.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
heh heh - conservative much?
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 6:05 pm
How do you type that zoom noise that goes along with the "over your head" hand gesture?
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 4:37 pm
Maybe because its more about motifakers than any political issue.
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 3:38 pm
this poster was rejected by politifake.org for not being political! It says politics right on it!
TheTrashHeap - December 5, 2009, 3:18 pm
i f***ed up the tags but the point is made. only a polititroll could vote this down!
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:17 pm
Na na na na, na na na na heyyy heyyy heyyy goodbyeeeeeeee
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Happy days are here again!


INNOVATION -


TAGS: cheating
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Sean

King Logicass - May 5, 2009, 12:58 am
GO VOLS!!!


DESPERATION - When the trolls bury your motifakes Resort to facebook


TAGS: desperation cheating trolls fighting back rigged
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

souledgezx - July 29, 2011, 8:05 pm
Sorry, laggy computer.
souledgezx - July 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
This is why wh***s shouldn't be on the internet.
souledgezx - July 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
This is why wh***s shouldn't be on the internet.
souledgezx - July 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
This is why wh***s shouldn't be on the internet.
souledgezx - July 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
This is why wh***s shouldn't be on the internet.
souledgezx - July 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
This is why wh***s shouldn't be on the internet.
souledgezx - July 29, 2011, 8:04 pm
This is why wh***s shouldn't be on the internet.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:27 pm
You can't hang your happiness on the ratings here, Chopper... it's a losing battle. Countering timmys is a losing battle. You just have to know that your poster is good... and that those who matter like it.
_dog - October 25, 2009, 4:14 pm
I don't know about this Chopper. Not everyone has facehuggers to call on, and you aren't inviting them to check out the site or vote for others or even decide how to vote for themselves. You're just saying GIVE ME 5's.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 11:49 am
And yes - I gave MYSELF 5 lions here. Only the once. You Timmy Trolls, bury as you see fit. ttfn
motifake - October 25, 2009, 11:38 am

People should get all their facebook friends to vote for their motifakes :)


BURGER AVALANCHE -




INTERNATIONAL NO-DIET DAY -




CHOPSTICKS WILL NOT HELP -




SANDWICH MAKING... - Starts Young.


TAGS: sandwich boy young eating
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by yoshigirl007

Bolverk37782 - January 27, 2012, 10:58 am
Nothing wrong with being self-sufficient, at least he won’t starve. But he’s really over doing the lettuce!! More meat!!
forseti - January 27, 2012, 1:55 am
Where the hell is his mom or sister??
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:01 am
That a childhood ph**o of Dagwood?


COMPETITIVE EATING - Sport? Yeah right,let me know when they start a competitive starving competition




EATING SHIT - PAKISTAN DOMINATE


TAGS: eating **** eating **** pakistan
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Robin

. - July 5, 2009, 9:32 pm
what the f*** was going on in 2004??
canadian - July 1, 2009, 6:27 pm
woot canada lost.


NO HONEY - I am not seeing that woman who has a candle wax fedish. I promise. You're the only woman for me.


TAGS: cheating
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by pieman



REMINDERS - Some make EVERYBODY feel ridiculous.


TAGS: taco tacos mexican food restaurant reminder reminders bib eating
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Erik the Viking - September 3, 2008, 3:42 am
I think that warning is for the poor people at the hursing home that have to clean up for him later... ;-(


A HEALTHY LOW FAT DIET... - should start long before your sandal straps make those calves resemble tightly wrapped, stuffed pork loins.


TAGS: healthy eating
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Midnitesnackerz

Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 2:34 pm
Wow, I'd make a joke about porking those loins, but that already looks like a fleshlight...


THIN -




JACK NICHOLSON - He's got some serious free time.


TAGS: its the joker eating a vhs ***e
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 5:55 pm
Is that a how to play the harmonica ***e?


STEW - Where are the kids?




Thanksgiving -




Discerning Palate -




What's In A Name -


TAGS: disorders eating preference passionate passive
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 11:56 am
So many big words dizz almost think you're trying to call me stupid! Thanks for the compliment. Oh and the UPpity up! Bahaha :~)
mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:41 am
How about gustitorial emotional/mental stress therapy, masticating your way to happiness and contentment? ^!!!!!!


Trust -




Two hearts beating -


TAGS: two hearts beating seperate seperating seperation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:20 am
Niiiiiice! 5 goth lions to the Silver one!


good ole days -




Life Reset Button -


TAGS: life reset b***on pregnant cheating
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:09 am
Yes, JW. Life needs a reset b***on. If you find one, let me know? Luv your take on this! Too funny! 5 LOL lions!
RetiredUSNChief - June 13, 2015, 9:03 am
...he produced medical records showing he was born sterile. No child support, no alimony, and booted out of Navy housing since she was no longer married to him. A happy ending happens once in a while.
RetiredUSNChief - June 13, 2015, 8:59 am
It's happened before. Navy wife told her husband she was pregnant. He waited until it was too later for an abortion, then filed for divorce. When she cried in court about how he was abandoning "his" baby...
concern3 - June 13, 2015, 8:47 am
a 5er


HAPPY MEALS -


TAGS: dog story eating habits poster
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 8:21 pm
A really woof poof lg :)
Silverheart - March 5, 2016, 7:06 pm

Oh yeah? But can you eat Monopoly and poop out Connect Fouf?
Rick69 - March 5, 2016, 4:56 pm
Heh...
mizzdizz - March 5, 2016, 4:06 pm
snort, choke, sputter--- once again IgV! you made me have a coffee malfunction! Great play on words----a real stinker! ROTFL! LUV IT!!!!^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 5, 2016, 3:09 pm
Clever. ^


Futility -




Instructions -


TAGS: creating motifakes helpful hints
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Silverheart - January 18, 2016, 7:00 am

Gave it a 5, for use of the words 'goat rodeo' alone. New phrase added to my lexicon!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 10:03 pm
RL, everybody has their own sense of humor. Mooooo's has proven to be unique on several occasions. I'm into guys, he's into goats---if I'm into guys, does that make me g**?--just askin'--chuckle, chuckle---
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:57 pm
Greeny, the goat's adorable, love what you did with the fonts--the poster itself is your usual awesomness. If the content weren't so boring, etc., it'd be 5L. I got tired of arguing with myself on how much I should dock it so I chose this option.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 5:31 pm

a cow likes a goat...now thats sweetness. i guess i must have missed the humor. oh dopey me. what was the funniest part of this for you...in your opinion. just curious is all. you know...fellow mods...honest voting...helpful critiques...warm and fuzzy :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 4:58 pm
I found it funny and I agree with it. Also, I really like goats.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 4:09 pm

oh hey, not questioning your opinion. everyone has one even a cow. just asking...what about this rocked your world with a 5L?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 3:36 pm
I rated it 5 because I think it's a 5. My opinion is just that, Mine.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 2:57 pm

it's not great dizz but his hearts in the right place. i scored it higher than i should have. don't really know why Moooo is raving a 5L on this other than Mooo really doesn't make posters. oh well.
Greeny - January 17, 2016, 2:47 pm
skew away - won't bother me a bit. Exercise your opinion!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 1:59 pm
Greeny, its well made so I don't want to skew the score, booorrrring, stating the obvious. Kinda bleh.
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 1:53 pm
Hamster's becoming responsible---that ain't happenin'!!! LOL! if he sees this, good luck, Hamhock! Hope college isn't too hard on ya'!
JesusWept - January 17, 2016, 12:58 pm
That's VOTERBATING (Silverheart's most excellent terminology LOL)
rerun - January 17, 2016, 10:55 am

Meh, he probably wouldn't see it anyway. Boy is busy in college, becoming a responsible human being.
Greeny - January 17, 2016, 10:47 am
I forgot Hammy in the tags
spacedog - January 17, 2016, 10:29 am
Ha! That's what I've been doing wrong. I thought it was a dog rodeo. On account of my posters frequently making people chew on shoes and puke behind the couch. (I hope that's puke.)
Sho - January 17, 2016, 9:56 am
LOL
steve1961 - January 17, 2016, 9:47 am
I think the only thing Hammy got from this was "well-oiled goat".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 9:23 am
5L
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 9:00 am

TLDR
rerun - January 17, 2016, 8:59 am

I always vote on my posters. It may be the only 5L i get.


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TAGS: pray animals food eating gratitude
Rating: 4.57/5

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Pushkin - January 4, 2016, 7:17 pm
Thanks again. Glad you like them. I really like squirrels. They're sweet.
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:23 pm
Luv your use of squirrels! I know a lot of people who 'bless' their food. 3 different higher powers, we can share a table, and not everybody even blesses their food, we just show respect. Little squirrel is ADORABLE!!!!!!!! Cute poster Push! 5 AWWWW lions


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concern3 - September 15, 2015, 4:21 pm
you are a sick man a 5er


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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:21 pm
...Well, at least not THAT badly!
mizzdizz - January 27, 2016, 2:39 pm
Its true!!!! LOL!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2016, 1:46 am
Lol! Nice! I like that one! XD
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:12 am
Its in the break room to relieve stress so they DON'T pound on anybody on a bad day!


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